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hes football team

sup /b/.

I realize you probably don’t give a shit about my problems but I have to vent somewhere. Theres this asshole jock at school. All he does is give me shit and get his steroid junkie friends to wall slam me all the fucking time. It’s bullshit! I’m past personal armying him because it didn’t work last time I tried. Just take a look at this asshole.

Tell me to fight him and stand up for myself. The point is i cant. i cant hes football team.

I am 99% hated at school

[x] Gotten a referral
[x] Gotten detention
[x] Gotten your cell phone/ipod taken away
[x] Gotten suspended
[x] Chewed gum during class

TOTAL SO FAR: 5

[x] Gotten late to a class more than 10 times
[x] Didn’t do homework over 5 times
[x] turned at least 2 projects in late..
[x] Missed school cause you felt like it
[x] Skipped class at least 1 time
[x] Laughed so hard you got kicked out of class

TOTAL SO FAR: 11

[x] Texted people during class
[x] Passed notes
[x] Threw stuff across the room
[x] Laughed at the teacher

TOTAL SO FAR: 15


[x] Went on myspace, friendster,xanga , etc on the computer at school
[x] Took pictures during school hours
[x] Called people during school hours…
[x] Listened to an ipod/cd player/mp3 during class
[ ] Hit a teacher with a textbook

TOTAL SO FAR: 19

[x] threw something at the teacher
[x] Went outside the class room without permission
[x] Broke the dress code
[x] Failed a class, not a grade, a class
[x] Ate food during class(gum doesnt count)

TOTAL SO FAR: 24


[x] Gotten a call home
[x] Couldn’t go on a field trip cause you behaved bad
[x] Didn’t take your stuff to school
[x] Gotten a detention and didn’t go
[x] Used passes from other days/Or made fake pass
[x] yelled during class loud enough so the teacher could hear

TOTAL SO FAR: 30

[x] Slept through class
[x] Played basketball with paper balls using the trashcan as a basket
[x] Threatened a teacher/ told off a teacher
[ ] Felt hungry during class and went home to eat
[x] Treat the teacher as invisible


TOTAL: 33

now multiply by 3
repost as “I am % hated at school”Now that you opened it you have to do it
or have bad luck for 3 years

[x] Gotten a referral
[x] Gotten detention
[x] Gotten your cell phone/ipod taken away
[x] Gotten suspended
[x] Chewed gum during class

TOTAL SO FAR: 5

[x] Gotten late to a class more than 10 times
[x] Didn’t do homework over 5 times
[x] turned at least 2 projects in late..
[x] Missed school cause you felt like it
[x] Skipped class at least 1 time
[x] Laughed so hard you got kicked out of class

TOTAL SO FAR: 11

[x] Texted people during class
[x] Passed notes
[x] Threw stuff across the room
[x] Laughed at the teacher

TOTAL SO FAR: 15


[x] Went on myspace, friendster,xanga , etc on the computer at school
[x] Took pictures during school hours
[x] Called people during school hours…
[x] Listened to an ipod/cd player/mp3 during class
[ ] Hit a teacher with a textbook

TOTAL SO FAR: 19

[x] threw something at the teacher
[x] Went outside the class room without permission
[x] Broke the dress code
[x] Failed a class, not a grade, a class
[x] Ate food during class(gum doesnt count)

TOTAL SO FAR: 24


[x] Gotten a call home
[x] Couldn’t go on a field trip cause you behaved bad
[x] Didn’t take your stuff to school
[x] Gotten a detention and didn’t go
[x] Used passes from other days/Or made fake pass
[x] yelled during class loud enough so the teacher could hear

TOTAL SO FAR: 30

[x] Slept through class
[x] Played basketball with paper balls using the trashcan as a basket
[x] Threatened a teacher/ told off a teacher
[ ] Felt hungry during class and went home to eat
[x] Treat the teacher as invisible


TOTAL: 33

now multiply by 3
repost as “I am % hated at school”

The Matrix Runs on Windows
I want to play this, should be able to play sometime soon. Its just what happened on the other side.
Cool song, tired to get the game working on my computer and never did. Guess I’ll never play it, but it looks pretty cool, although I’ve heard it isn’t that good.
The Viper eating its prey whole. Amazing how far the mouth opens, this could take some time see as how large the prey is.
The Viper eating its prey whole. Amazing how far the mouth opens, this could take some time see as how large the prey is.

Now You're A Man

Hey

What makes a man?
Is it the power in his hands?
Is it his quest for glory?
Give it all you’ve got,
to fight to the top
So we can know your story

Now you’re a man

A man, man man
Now you’re a man

A manny manny man
A man man man

You are now a man
You’re a man
Now you’re a man

Live it, Live it

What make a man?
Is it the woman in his arms?
Just cause she has big titties?
Or is it the way he fights every day?
….No, it’s probably the titties

Now you’re a man

A man, man man
Now you’re a man-man

Man-man man-man man
Now you’re a man

M-A-N, man
Man, man-man man
Now you’re a man
Went and saw this movie today, pretty good.

This is the Old Gregg part of one of the Mighty Boosh show. This is just the 10 minutes that Old Gregg is on screen links to the full videos are below.

The Mighty Boosh: The Legend of Old Gregg [1/3]

The Mighty Boosh: The Legend of Old Gregg [2/3]

The Mighty Boosh: The Legend of Old Gregg [3/3]